Today's xkcd reminded me of the day in college I remembered that as an adult I could eat whatever I wanted, even things that were really bad for me. It was that day I bought a pint of heavy whipping cream and drank it (I really like whipping cream, in case you hadn't guessed). I'm sure the plaque in my arteries grew three layers that day.
If I could find it on this side of the country, my graph probably would say
bacon. So maybe it's a good thing I can't get it.