See if you can guess what's being described in this video describing why evolution is wrong. For those of you watching at home, it's about 2:30 into the roughly 30:00 video, and the scene lasts about a minute. Or if you prefer, CollegeHumor has just the one scene I'm quoting.
On the far side are three ridges, on the close side two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a ::thingy::, you'll find on the far side there are three grooves and on the close side two grooves. The ::thingy:: and the hand are perfectly made one for the other...
If you go to the top of the ::thingy::, you'll find as with the soda can the maker's placed a tab at the top, so God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face...Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry and is just the right shape for the human mouth. It's chewy...and it's even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier.
I'll not ruin the surprise by telling you what they're talking about; you can spend a minute of your time watching it.
Just a word of advise to would-be evangelists (video or otherwise): if you're going to talk about stuff like that, it'd be a lot more effective to find people hotter than Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort. Just my opinion of course, but if I'm going to be involved in a futile hour-long conversation, I'd rather look at a pleasant face. I suggest converting Jessica Alba and putting her in the video. Or perhaps take the Orgazmo concept a step further: put evangelists in porn and have them talk about God as they're fucking each other.
Well I think I've used up my blasphemy quota for the day. Back to senior projecting.