Saturday, February 26, 2005

Lesson #1: Teabagging

Although my primary purpose for having this blog is to serve up interesting tidbits of my life and incoherent ramblings on things that piss me off, it is also my goal to educate. So today I'd like to offer a lesson about the concept of "teabagging", courtesy of Joe. Tim apparently was unsure what exactly "teabagging" was, so Joe drew this very descriptive and informative picture. I found it so accurate and excellent that I decided to post it below. If you were unsure of what "teabagging" was now, you will no longer be living in ignorance, and will be able to say with pride, "I know how to teabag!"

teabag

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Blogger Joseph said...

Who had the scanner?

2/27/2005 1:49 AM  
Anonymous Will said...

So you throw the tea bag at your woman to break her heart or what? ;-)

You should come check out my Xanga sometime. And we definitely need to have another schindig with the fellas soon...I'm sick of school. Later man.

2/28/2005 9:38 PM  

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A Rather Odd Occurrence

I should have posted this last night, since that's when it happened. But I had a rather odd IM conversation with someone unknown person, a one peterdeboer06. Apparently there is a sacred order of people who hate computers and beards, and they seek to convert me. Among the conversation is these exerpts:

peterdeboer06:
we of the shaven-faced clan who hate computers
...
peterdeboer06:
we seek to convert you to our sacred religion, because you are lost and on your way to the Land of Stubble
peterdeboer06:
first you must shave your left ankle
Me:
well, i don't think my left ankle has a beard
peterdeboer06:
this is true, but we do not wish to wean you from your bearded ways just yet
...
Me:
perhaps bearded faces are the One True Way
peterdeboer06:
many see it that way. Abe Lincoln, Jesus Christ, Saddam Hussien, they all rebelled against the reign of the razor
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peterdeboer06:
and what happened to them? one assasinated, one crucified, and another in prison
peterdeboer06:
so shall it be for you if you do not realize your error and come to the good side
...
Me:
then i shall die with a beard on my face, and i shall be a martyr with all the great heroes
Me:
and my name will be spoken with that of Jesus
...

I'm curious as to who this person is. I'm fairly certain they know me, but their style of writing didn't feel like anybody's I talk to on a regular basis. If anyone knows, feel free to let me know.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005

Well You are a Fastizio

So tonight, for the first time ever, I was called a sexual deviant. By Forrest no less. All for suggesting that the goatse guy would make a good icon for an open file button in the 435 project (if you don't know what the goatse guy is, count your blessings). But seriously, who among us has not said that the goatse guy would make a good icon for an open file button? If that's all it takes to be labeled a sexual deviant, then every person on earth is deserving of that title.

Update:
I earlier had it written as "sexual degenerate," but he actually said "sexual deviant". I have since changed the post to read "sexual deviant"

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Blogger Joseph said...

Sir,
You are a sexual degnerate.
I personally have never thought of doing such a thing with the goatse guy, it is sick and depraved.

Looks like rainbow boy is at it again with his goatse obsession.

2/24/2005 8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*deviant* not *degenerate*. Just different. Not a judgment of badnesss...

2/24/2005 2:02 PM  
Blogger Joseph said...

I graciously retract my word degenerate, and replace it with deviant.

2/24/2005 10:33 PM  

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

I Have Sold Out

So I have finally been able to put Google ads on this thing. I'm mostly curious what types of products Google's going to associate with my blog. I really have no plans on actually making money from the ads. The terms of service prohibit me from saying that clicking on the ads will improve your sex life, make you more attractive, or make hot women have sex in your backyard; so I won't say any of those things. They aren't true, so don't try it. Believe me, if any of those were true, you wouldn't see me in class for about a week because I'd be clicking on ads like a motherfucker.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

From the Other Side

Well, I have finally gotten over my caffeine binge. I spent most of the day exhausted thanks to the caffeine sapping all my energy. However, I took a nap at about 6 this evening and felt better afterwards. On a related note, the videos of me going crazy are available here under the *@ trilogy.

I come back from my trip with even less of an understanding why certain drugs are regulated while others aren't. For instance, I can consume roughly 35 times more alcohol than caffeine before it can kill me, yet there are no restrictions on consumption of caffeine, but there are for alcohol. It's one of those ridiculous things that makes very little sense, especially considering that I felt worse after my caffeine bender than I ever had after a night of drinking. Though perhaps that's because I've never crushed a can on my head or thrashed around wildly when I was drunk. I imagine it all comes down to which groups are vocal enough and/or have enough money to regulate a substance. If this is the case, then it stands to reason that there are more or wealthier people who'd like to regulate alcohol than would like to regulate caffeine. That or the people who don't want to regulate caffeine are wealthier than those who do.

I'm going to stop now, because it's late, I want to sleep, and I no longer am sure what point I'm trying to make. Take what you will out of all of this. If you find it insightful, you've probably read too much into it.

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Monday, February 21, 2005

All Good Things...

It was only a few hours ago that I felt on top of the world due to my caffeine high. But as the title suggests, all good things must come to an end. I now feel like shit, and my only hope now is to get some sleep so I may escape the pain that I feel right now. The only positive aspect of being on the downward slope of a caffeine rush is that it no longer is keeping me awake. I definitely don't look forward to waking up, as I'm sure my head will be killing me. For some reason, I thought it was a good idea to crush a coke can on my head. It didn't hurt at the time, nor does it hurt right now; but I'm sure that it'll hit me after I get over the rush completely. Catherine got the whole thing recorded on her digital camera, so I'm sure it'll make its way on the Internet soon.

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Anonymous Will said...

Hey Aaron...just wanted to let you know that I stopped by. I'll probably be dropping in every once in awhile...I find a lot of this stuff humerous (probably because I can picture it). ;-) Take it easy, man.

2/21/2005 10:58 AM  

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I Am Anti-Drunk

So as I type this I'm hopped up on 2.4 grams of caffeine. Yes, you read that right; I just drank 12 shots of espresso. After Forrest got all fucked up on only 4 shots of espresso, I decided that I wanted to see how much caffeine I could take before I got all fucked up like he did. I haven't yet gone as insane as Forrest (go here to see Forrest on caffeine), although I know for a fact when I come down from my caffeine high, I'm going to be huring really bad.

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Sunday, February 20, 2005

The Many Great New Features of c# 2.0

So in addition to such awesome features as generics, managed stl, and anonymous inlined delegates, using c# 2.0 will, according to Forrest, also give you breasts and a vagina. During this coding party, Jerry, Joe and myself were discussing the Bush twins, and Jerry mentioned that they were similar to me except crazier and stupider. When Joe observed that they also possessed breasts and a vagina, Forrest blurted out, "so that's what else it gives you", later telling us he was referring to the upcoming 2.0 release of c#.

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Saturday, February 19, 2005

Yet Another Friday Night Coding Party

So it's been determined that I'm the most intoxicated person at the party, so I now have a mouse wrapped around my forehead. Apparently it's in reference to Trigun, which I haven't seen. I suppose I should be honored, although after completely fucking up a blind drawing playing Cranium, I don't know if I should be.

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Blogger Joseph said...

Rainbow!!!

2/19/2005 3:00 PM  

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Crash and Burn

Wow, I feel so tired right now. All these nights staying up until 6am have finally caught up to me. All day I've just felt really sluggish and tired. Not a good thing when you have a midterm in 435 tomorrow. Though I feel pretty good about the material, so I'm going to go to bed real early so I don't sleep through it. I've recently begun an affair with BoardGameForm so I can test the autoplay feature of BoardGameModel. So far I've gotten BoardGameForm to load my MancalaView from a DLL and play a new Mancala game with my assembly. It works with Clint's assembly too, although I'm as of yet unable to load my Mancala assembly into Clint's BoardGameView.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Yet Another Valentine's Day

So yet another Valentine's Day has come and gone (though it technically went over 4 hours ago). Congrats to those who have valentines. My valentine was a little lady named MancalaView. She's a huge bitch I'll be happy to break up with in a couple of weeks. She doesn't do anything I ask her to do and makes me spend all my waking hours with her. She's just too high maintenance to have a long-term relationship with her. Though she does manage to fuck me every night, but it's too rough to be enjoyable; and I'd really wish she'd stop.

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Blogger Tim said...

Are you cheating on MancalaView with C4View? What about BoardGameModel?

You just get around Aaron.

2/16/2005 12:48 AM  

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An Answer From Clint

So we finally get an answer to the drunk email from Clint. Here it is quoted below

Thanks. Does intoxication explain the odd spelling? :) I will fix this so that the move button is properly disabled in this case.

Clint

At 04:47 AM 2/13/2005, you wrote:

>if you entter a movee into teh staus dialog befroe loading a gmea , >throws an uncaught excepttionio. lolwtfomgbbbq

>ps i should probbly work on the projeccvtr but instead i am drinking >the sweet nectar of lire!!!!

Dr. Clinton Staley, CSC Dept.

Cal Poly State Univ, San Luis Obispo

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Blogger Arthaey said...

So incredibly awesome. :)

2/15/2005 11:31 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

Clint also knew it was Forrest lol

2/16/2005 12:48 AM  

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From the Ever-quotable Jerry

Forrest (referring to something said in Hellboy): His penis!

Jerry: Oh! That reminds me, I have to work on tech writing!

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Monday, February 14, 2005

Fuck It's Late

Yeah, I really need to stop staying up so late. Although I suppose it's earlier than I've been going to bed the past couple days. My Mancala View mostly works, and I'm now in the process of getting Minimax to work in its own thread. Right now it's blowing up in my face when I try to run it, giving me a Null Argument Exception.

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Sunday, February 13, 2005

From the "Never Saw That Coming" Department

So here I am, dicking around in my room, contemplating whether or not I want to work on 435 yet, when suddenly Roomate Dan moseys into my room, asking me if I went to another party last night. A bit of an odd question, but understandable considering I had just ditched a Bible study to attend a party on Friday. So I told him about some of the antics that took place last night. He then shows me a catalog and a picture of an electronic mixed drink recipe guide/breathalyzer and asks me if I knew anyone interested in that sort of thing. I inquire as to why he wants to know, and he kind of dodges the question. I figure maybe he's looking at it as a gift for someone--possibly me since he just dodged my fairly innocuous question. I finally get him to answer that he's now an Avon salesman as of yesterday. And not only is he trying to sell me this thing, he's trying to get me to sell them for him. I was pretty shocked that he'd be willing to sell Avon products and think that there'd be a huge demand for them in the college student demographic of which he's a part. I'd also like to know how he plans on selling this stuff and making money off it when he spends all his time playing WoW and watching anime.

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Why I Love College

So I'm sitting here at The Apartment working on 435, when suddenly one of my friends blurts out at 1:15 in the morning, "hey, let's drink and play scattergories!" Naturally, everyone agrees, and we begin the task of rounding up all the spare booze we all have at our respective houses. After a night of light drinking, one of my friends gets the brilliant idea of sending a drunk email to Clint, the professor of the class we were working on. After fate tells him it's a bad idea by disabling his Internet for a couple minutes, he gets the message sent off. I await a reply, which will hopefully get sent out to the class mailing list. Regarding 435, I got a preliminary Mancala view to show up, although it doesn't apply moves or anything fancy. It would have been nice to get more shit done today, but such is life

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

YAY drunk! uypiie

2/13/2005 4:55 AM  

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Saturday, February 12, 2005

I finally get a fucking blog

So after much prodding and convincing by friends, I now have a blog. Damn all of you involved.

After a night of drinking (although I don't remember drinking that much), I woke up and noticed the pants I wore were wet, my head had a red mark on it, and my right knee hurt. What the fuck did I do?

I should add that I was eating dinner with my Bible study when Jay called me up to tell me about this party I went to. The Bible study I didn't go to (other than eating dinner with them) because I wanted to work on 435. It was a tough choice between drinking, bible studying, and working on homework. Yeah, I hate peer pressure.

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Blogger staticfoo said...

You probably don't want to know

2/12/2005 7:22 PM  
Blogger Arthaey said...

Three cheers for peer pressure! ;)

2/12/2005 7:29 PM  
Blogger Joseph said...

Drinking, Bible study, or homework.
Reminds me of Freshman year 205

2/12/2005 10:24 PM  

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