Some of you may have seen this before, but I just happened to see a link to The Daily WTF on slashdot earlier today. For those who haven't seen it, it's a blog where people post stupid code they have to deal with. Of the ones shown on the site, I think this one is my favorite
And this one's a close second
So maybe I'm asking the wrong question. Instead of asking "How am I not employed", perhaps I should be asking "How did get become employed?" Perhaps if I can answer that question, I'll be one step closer to answering the more important first one.