Although my primary purpose for having this blog is to serve up interesting tidbits of my life and incoherent ramblings on things that piss me off, it is also my goal to educate. So today I'd like to offer a lesson about the concept of "teabagging", courtesy of Joe. Tim apparently was unsure what exactly "teabagging" was, so Joe drew this very descriptive and informative picture. I found it so accurate and excellent that I decided to post it below. If you were unsure of what "teabagging" was now, you will no longer be living in ignorance, and will be able to say with pride, "I know how to teabag!"
Saturday, February 26, 2005
I should have posted this last night, since that's when it happened. But I had a rather odd IM conversation with someone unknown person, a one peterdeboer06. Apparently there is a sacred order of people who hate computers and beards, and they seek to convert me. Among the conversation is these exerpts:
- we of the shaven-faced clan who hate computers
- we seek to convert you to our sacred religion, because you are lost and on your way to the Land of Stubble
- first you must shave your left ankle
- well, i don't think my left ankle has a beard
- this is true, but we do not wish to wean you from your bearded ways just yet
- perhaps bearded faces are the One True Way
- many see it that way. Abe Lincoln, Jesus Christ, Saddam Hussien, they all rebelled against the reign of the razor
- and what happened to them? one assasinated, one crucified, and another in prison
- so shall it be for you if you do not realize your error and come to the good side
- then i shall die with a beard on my face, and i shall be a martyr with all the great heroes
- and my name will be spoken with that of Jesus
I'm curious as to who this person is. I'm fairly certain they know me, but their style of writing didn't feel like anybody's I talk to on a regular basis. If anyone knows, feel free to let me know.
Thursday, February 24, 2005
So tonight, for the first time ever, I was called a sexual deviant. By Forrest no less. All for suggesting that the goatse guy would make a good icon for an open file button in the 435 project (if you don't know what the goatse guy is, count your blessings). But seriously, who among us has not said that the goatse guy would make a good icon for an open file button? If that's all it takes to be labeled a sexual deviant, then every person on earth is deserving of that title.
I earlier had it written as "sexual degenerate," but he actually said "sexual deviant". I have since changed the post to read "sexual deviant"
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Well, I have finally gotten over my caffeine binge. I spent most of the day exhausted thanks to the caffeine sapping all my energy. However, I took a nap at about 6 this evening and felt better afterwards. On a related note, the videos of me going crazy are available here under the *@ trilogy.
I come back from my trip with even less of an understanding why certain drugs are regulated while others aren't. For instance, I can consume roughly 35 times more alcohol than caffeine before it can kill me, yet there are no restrictions on consumption of caffeine, but there are for alcohol. It's one of those ridiculous things that makes very little sense, especially considering that I felt worse after my caffeine bender than I ever had after a night of drinking. Though perhaps that's because I've never crushed a can on my head or thrashed around wildly when I was drunk. I imagine it all comes down to which groups are vocal enough and/or have enough money to regulate a substance. If this is the case, then it stands to reason that there are more or wealthier people who'd like to regulate alcohol than would like to regulate caffeine. That or the people who don't want to regulate caffeine are wealthier than those who do.
I'm going to stop now, because it's late, I want to sleep, and I no longer am sure what point I'm trying to make. Take what you will out of all of this. If you find it insightful, you've probably read too much into it.
Monday, February 21, 2005
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Saturday, February 19, 2005
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Thanks. Does intoxication explain the odd spelling? :) I will fix this so that the move button is properly disabled in this case.
At 04:47 AM 2/13/2005, you wrote:
>if you entter a movee into teh staus dialog befroe loading a gmea , >throws an uncaught excepttionio. lolwtfomgbbbq
>ps i should probbly work on the projeccvtr but instead i am drinking >the sweet nectar of lire!!!!
Dr. Clinton Staley, CSC Dept.
Cal Poly State Univ, San Luis Obispo
Forrest (referring to something said in Hellboy): His penis!
Jerry: Oh! That reminds me, I have to work on tech writing!
Monday, February 14, 2005
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Saturday, February 12, 2005
So after much prodding and convincing by friends, I now have a blog. Damn all of you involved.
After a night of drinking (although I don't remember drinking that much), I woke up and noticed the pants I wore were wet, my head had a red mark on it, and my right knee hurt. What the fuck did I do?
I should add that I was eating dinner with my Bible study when Jay called me up to tell me about this party I went to. The Bible study I didn't go to (other than eating dinner with them) because I wanted to work on 435. It was a tough choice between drinking, bible studying, and working on homework. Yeah, I hate peer pressure.